| It was the day after Thanksgiving and all thru the house No one was stirring not even my spouse. With credit cards all in a neat little row In the order of all the places I'd go With cash in my pocket, the keys in my hand, I grabbed all the cards and out the door I ran. Out to the garage and into my car, The gas gauge on empty I wouldn't get far. I rush to the gas station to fill up with gas. Thank God for credit cards; I was out in a flash. On K-mart, on Target, on Kohls and more. On Pennys, on Sears, must hit every store. I rush in the stores with a twinkle in my eye Thinking of all the things i could buy. By now my credit cards were getting quite warm But into the next store I quickly did storm. Buying up everything within my sight Grabbing that doll and starting a fight. Without that |
